Originally Posted by will76

let me guess, ordered a pizza by yourself. Surfed FUBAR looking at old convention pictures reminiscing about your glory days when you were the most popular person at the party. Shedding a tear for your dear friend who you lost over a bad land deal, crank called said person a couple times to make you feel better. Farted twice. Checked stats on yessignals to see it had 10 hits today... Fell a sleep with your dog.

How close was I ?