The oil in the Gulf spewing out is like a gas container.
When you open the cap on the other end, pressure is equalized and air flow facilitates the free flow of liquid.
Now then? obviously the Human Centipede...
burrowed a giant hole in Guatemala?
to free the Gary Coleman Zombie?
and inadvertantly caused the rig explosion?
and subsequently killed the Gulf of Mexico.
So what we need to do is stuff Dennis Hopper's dead body?
and all the Arizona illegals?
down in the hole to seal it back up with a giant cork.
any questions?
