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Old 06-06-2010, 10:23 AM  
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho View Post
Actually this reminded me about a super popular rumor when I was about 10 - that if you insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner that it gets bigger..

So I reckon about 99 pct. of guys in my area and my generation had their first intercourse with an actual vacuum cleaner


Well... I can't say my reason has anything to do with fucking the leaf blowers

One of my old jobs working as a track maintainer on the railroad was rebuilding crossings. Prior to lying down new crossing planks, you had to go through with a leaf blower and blow the whole fucking thing clean so the planks would lay flat over the ties and make for a nice level track crossing. Noisy, dusty, and heavy on the back after an extended period. Just a shitty irritating machine. Used them to blow snow out of switches too. Many bad memories standing out in the freezing fucking cold snowblowing switches in the train yard.
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