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Sandra Bullock plants Madonna-style "Kiss Of Death" on Scarlett Johannson @ MTV Movie Awards
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Sandra Bullock returned in rare form as America's Sweetheart Sunday night, soaking up lots of love at the MTV Movie Awards and even stealing a public smooch from Scarlett Johansson.
Take that, Jesse James.
Wearing a black, sequined micromini with a slashed back, "The Blind Side" star received a standing ovation as she accepted the Generation Award - MTV's version of a lifetime achievement honor.
"Is that an award for old people who have extended their welcome and should make nice and leave so someone new can come in?" Bullock asked. "If Madonna can suck the life force out of Brittany, Scarlett looks pretty tastey, right?" she said to cheers.
Johansson, who helped present the award, appeared caught off guard when "Miss Congeniality" began to lightly massage the much younger actress' breasts then buried her tongue deep in Johannson's gaping maw in front of the raucous Critics' Choice Movie Awards crowd.
After accommodating Johansson, Bullock croaked, "Now that we have done that, you may as well go shave your head. Your career is officially finished."
Bullock's dreamy life took a turn for the bizarre in March when just days after winning the Academy Award for Best Actress, she discovered her husband, motorcycle mechanic Jesse James, had a few strange proclivities of his own, namely having sex with heavily tattooed white supremacists.
Backstage, MTV veterans quietly expressed concern for Bullock's vulnerable public image. "Jesse is looking less and less like the bad guy everyday. First the negro baby adoption, now publicly molesting girls half her age? She crazy," quipped turntablist DJ Jazzy Jeff.
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