Fuck this shit. GFY needs to declare this bitch 18.
Okay enough is enough. If the Government doesn’t have the balls to step in here and fast track this slut to become 18 years old than I will. Because it’s unfair to have her parading around wearing nothing , kissing chicks, grinding on dudes, texting naked pictures of herself to anybody with a pulse and then be like whoops she’s only 17 so stop thinking about how you want to pummel her you pervert. It’s not right!
It’s not fair! And it ends today! So as the Smut President of the United States I am officially declaring Miley Cyrus 18 years old retroactive immediately. For the people by the people!
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