just to prove my point bout how it can be fixed,,
here is a couple of examples
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SFan: Dan, what was the real problem with you on the balance beam? Give us the honest answer please.
Daniel: [laughs] Okay, boy, I never saw THIS question coming! I'm still pulling splinters out of my ass. I know we're short on time, so let me just give you the five reasons why: 1) I thought I was on Jackass the movie, not SURVIVOR. 2) Right when I was about to make it to the end, Jeff Probst kept kicking the log. 3) I had to fight off the malaria-infecting mosquitoes at the same time...and lost. 4) I couldn't concentrate because Heidi kept flashing me. 5) I felt so bad about being cocky, I decided to let the girls win. Seriously, the girls were great competitors, and they played the game fair and square.
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the mysterious candy bar
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The supposed fire the burn down the camp,
funny how the camera was able to film it just right
before it was started
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