Funerals? Do they have to do what you want?

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  • spacedog
    Yes that IS me. Bitch.
    • Nov 2001
    • 14149

    #1

    Funerals? Do they have to do what you want?

    Just curious..

    If I want my funeral to be a certain way, is there a document I can have drafted to make sure it happens?

    Do they have to do what I want?

    I want the hearse to be equipped with a super loud sound system on full blast playing "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen with a bunch of Voodoo style dancers dancing in front of it marching down the street.
  • nikki99
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    • Nov 2004
    • 23072

    #2
    for your funeral you will be fucking dead... so....
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    • porno jew
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2006
      • 10166

      #3
      funny, i thought it would be burning to death in a compound surrounded by BATF agents with megadeth blasting.

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      • RedShoe
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        • Feb 2001
        • 14831

        #4
        DUDE!! Move to Cali, You can do a "Pre-funeral" so you can actually be there. Or a "Living Funeral" It's cool, all your friends come and basically send you off.

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        • cranki
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2005
          • 5162

          #5
          Originally posted by RedShoe
          DUDE!! Move to Cali, You can do a "Pre-funeral" so you can actually be there. Or a "Living Funeral" It's cool, all your friends come and basically send you off.
          only in america...

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          • madawgz
            8.8.8.8
            • Mar 2006
            • 30509

            #6
            Originally posted by RedShoe
            DUDE!! Move to Cali, You can do a "Pre-funeral" so you can actually be there. Or a "Living Funeral" It's cool, all your friends come and basically send you off.
            those living funerals creep me the fuck out
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              Make it as elaborate as your budget allows..

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              • spacedog
                Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                • Nov 2001
                • 14149

                #8
                Originally posted by porno jew
                funny, i thought it would be burning to death in a compound surrounded by BATF agents with megadeth blasting.
                Comprehension a little too tough for you or something?

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                • Damian_Maxcash
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 12745

                  #9
                  Depends on how much you are leaving in the will......

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                  • Fap
                    Just Du It
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 12094

                    #10
                    For my funeral I want it to be closes casket. And while everyone is crying about my death, i will to come from the ceiling attached to strings while strobe lights go off and i dance.

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                    • martinsc
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 27043

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RedShoe
                      DUDE!! Move to Cali, You can do a "Pre-funeral" so you can actually be there. Or a "Living Funeral" It's cool, all your friends come and basically send you off.
                      damn... that's sick....
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                      • Damian_Maxcash
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 12745

                        #12
                        Originally posted by RedShoe
                        DUDE!! Move to Cali, You can do a "Pre-funeral" so you can actually be there. Or a "Living Funeral" It's cool, all your friends come and basically send you off.
                        That sounds great - you could really liven it up and top yourself at the end!!

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                        • D
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 7412

                          #13
                          I think your main hurdle would be getting the city permits for the dancers walking down the street.

                          Aside from that, outline and pay for it up front, and they should do whatever you like - especially if you foot the bill on your lawyer attending the event in an official capacity while being privy to all the contracts...

                          Otherwise, whoever may be footing the bill at the time - well, i reckon it's their call... even if you left them the funds to cover the expenses.
                          -D.
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