Sorry, it's just not that deep. If you grow up here not playing soccer, then you don't care about it. It has nothing to do with how well our team does. Most of us don't follow it closely enough to even know how they do, but we will fanatically follow our favorite baseball or football teams no matter how shitty their record is.
You are also the one millionth person to make the joke about football not having anything to do with feet. You win a balloon.
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