You suck at football.
We are still infinitely better than Canada, who didn't even qualify for the World Cup but have more people enrolled in football programs than hockey programs
your entire royal family is in shambles. not to mention the queen plans on living for 500 years just so her wormy son will never have power.
who cares? I mean really? Isn't she still YOUR queen...?
you are over run by muslims who riot in your streets
If you've ever left your block and been out to Vancouver its pretty much mostly Asian...so what's your point?
you have the worst food probably on the planet.
Hahahah, this is probably the biggest joke of all. More Michelin star restaurants in England than Canada by a mile. Not even close to being true. Perogies? WTF are you talking about, lol
the majority of your women are fat and ugly whereas in calgary its full of fat ugly old men like you
the majority of your men are fat beer drinking loudmouths.
fat loudmouths huh? who made this thread? Pot calling kettle black
your major steel company is owned by indians who are a former colony.
and your oil sands are owned by Shell and other international oil companies...
you havent had a popular rock band for 50 years.
Oasis, Coldplay, Chemical Brothers, Radiohead...list goes on. And before you say nickleback, they're shit. Throaty rasping into a microphone isn't singing.
you cant even win the british open.
unfortunately this one is true of late. Can't win 'em all I suppose.
Anyway now to Metaman facts.
1) You're fat
2) You're ugly
3) You pretend to be great at picking up girls yet we've never seen a picture of anyone you've dated, except for that ass shot of your mom on the can that you said was your "hot new twenty something girlfriend"
4) Your cousin Clint won't talk to you since that closet incident in 8th grade when you wanted to play hold the sausage
5) Your mom still lives in the suburbs of Calgary even though she told you she moved to France
6) Your neighbours only pretend to be nice to you because their afraid that smell coming from your apartment might be a dead body...
7) Your self confidence is so low you put a chandelier in your cardboard box to make yourself feel better.
8) You're so dumb you put your TV dinner in the VCR
9) Your last girlfriend was available "by the hour"
10) When you measure your cock what you thought was inches was actually centimetres. So no 12 centimetres isn't actually very big. 
