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Originally Posted by MetaMan
You suck at football.
your entire royal family is in shambles. not to mention the queen plans on living for 500 years just so her wormy son will never have power.
you are over run by muslims who riot in your streets.
you have the worst food probably on the planet.
the majority of your women are fat and ugly.
the majority of your men are fat beer drinking loudmouths.
your major steel company is owned by indians who are a former colony.
you havent had a popular rock band for 50 years.
you cant even win the british open
do you ever think the kings and queens of the past ever thought that their country would turn into the dog it is today?
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you missed:
our country is overun by immigrants from all over the place, stealing work from honest Brits
our teeth are ridiculous
we drink warm flat beer in big mugs with handles
we are pasty
we have no dress sense
we drive tiny cars
our roads are stupid and windy and not on a grid system
our version of welfare can pay a family 30 K USD a year and we wonder why people do not want to work
we can't cook steak
sure there is more...