Befriend both Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, get in as partners on both of those projects.
Then I would go back further, tranquilize some meat eating dinosaurs and bring them back to the future, turn them loose in NYC and LA.
Then... I'd see how the built the fucking pyramids.
Then... I'd go see WHAT THE FUCK is up with that Jesus dude. Work him and be one of his disciples, the best one, go down in history as his right hand man.
On the 6th day of the universes creation, I'd go tell God to give us an 8 day week so we can have an extra day for sleep. If he didn't agree I'd tell him I'd punch Mary in the stomach and his only son would never be born.
Too much fun. It would never end.
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