McCain would spin it as if oil was good for the environment, and prove by photographing Palin taking a dip in that shit. Fox News would hail McCain/Palin as heroes, and blame reports of the destroyed gulf environment and bankrupt fishermen on fake liberal propaganda. Glenn Beck would jerk-off to more Nazi footage. Goldman sacks would make billions from the oil spill by buying up all the now useless land and re-packaging it to suckers on wall street as oil-rich marshes.
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