You suck at football
- Can't argue with that at the moment
your entire royal family is in shambles. not to mention the queen plans on living for 500 years just so her wormy son will never have power.
- The Royal Family don't have any power. They're still there only cos they bring a lot of money into the UK from places like, erm, Canada
With every new generation there are less and less British people that give a fuck about the RF to be honest
you are over run by muslims who riot in your streets.
- a few 100 years ago people were saying the same about Canada but they were talking about the British
you have the worst food probably on the planet.
- Fish and Chips rocks and we have the best curries in the world
the majority of your women are fat and ugly.
- That's because Fish and Chips rocks and we have the best curries in the world
the majority of your men are fat beer drinking loudmouths.
- true, we like beer and tend to drink it until we fall over. It helps the fat, ugly women get laid.
your major steel company is owned by indians who are a former colony.
- fair play to them. Indians tend to be great people and hard working. Why doesn't a Canadian own it?
you havent had a popular rock band for 50 years.
- too many to list
you cant even win the british open
- its been a while
do you ever think the kings and queens of the past ever thought that their country would turn into the dog it is today?
- sure, it's mainly their fault.