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The field is too big, and they need to get rid of the goalies to make it interesting. Half of the attempts don't even make it near the goal anyway. I can't stand watching little specks run around a giant field kicking a ball around with a scant sense of actual control -- only to end up with a 1-1 tie. Since when is it considered a victory to fucking tie? At least get some cheerleaders for me to look at.
The reason all these third world backwater countries drool for soccer is because....wait for it....
It's all they fucking have.
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