Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

That would be difficult and untimely. I would need directions to your location, directions to the whereabouts of the Axe, instructions for amount of Axe application to affected areas, and transportation to those locations. It could be done I suppose, but I would have to charge you at least.... oh, minimum wage I guess, and all expenses are on you of course. Other than that, and if you feel it's an investment you'd like to make, I'm game. Let's hook this gig up.