Hey Robbie, I think I finally figured this whole GideonGallery thing out:
GideonGallery is a Timeshifter!
You see, he came here from the year 2112, where everything is in a nice little 'swarm' and everyone lives happily off the income they receive from Torrent sites. So GG has 'time-shifted' his way back to the 21st Century in a vain attempt to get people to use more Torrents, thereby increasing his bank account in the future.
It's the old "If I could go back and invest $1000 in IBM stock in 1942" argument, only GG has found an actual way to time travel. I mean, time SHIFT.
Explains everything, if you think about it...
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