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Sadly, I cannot shop in stealth. Being six-four with stunning blue eyes usually makes the asian/black/latina checkout girl (those ethnicities are who man the cashiers in my NYC neighborhood) look up at some point and do a triple-take. Then I smile self-consciously and they take that as a cue to engage. "Oh, he's nice - and tall, and those eyes, and - "
GIMME MY FUCKING RECEIPT SO I CAN GET BACK TO EDITING PORN MAMA SAN/HONEY CHILE/SENORITA!!!
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