Originally Posted by Jon Oso

When I was 22, hooking up with a random bar skank was a nightly occasion. I used to get reprimanded at work in front of the entire security staff about banging girls in the storage shed when I was supposed to be working.

Not of them were as sappy or sentimental as that though. It was just "Hey I'm drunk play with my boobs" and "Oh hey look at my cock" slurp slurp.