Originally Posted by Gambrinus

I assure that I am not, nor have I ever been, a Republican or spent more than a couple of days in Canada.

I will not be jack hammering all 6 inches of my piss pump into your guts to derive any sort of sexual pleasure. I just want to drift off to sleep every night wrapped snugly in a blanket made out of your tears and what tiny amount of dignity you had left. Nothing gay about it.