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Originally Posted by sortie
I've heard bigger lies :
"Weapons of mass destruction."
"the enemy is in their last throes".
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And my all time favorite... "Don't worry about what these drugs are, you just worry about taking it like you've been ordered to. And while you're at it, take Private [redacted] over there with you and you guys do enforcement rounds tonight." (Translation: Go around to every soldier in Headquarters Battery and physically view each one take them too, at gunpoint if necessary.)