ok First three
1.You always keep yourself well groomed which has people wondering, is the hair on your head yours?
Yes all mine. I am the one male child that my parents had that was able to hang on to all of the hair

My progressive forehead makes it look like a receding hairline but it remains where it was 20 years ago.
2.What's the nastiest thing you have ever had in your mouth? And no it does not have to be food.
hmm. a few things come to mind here but without sounding indiscreet here. I would have to say it is not an oyster shooter from Nobu I love those. Early in the amateur/swinger days I went down on a gal during a photo shoot and my tongue burned from it. No worries it was not permanent or incurable lol but I would have to say that was the nastiest thing I had in my mouth
3.You have a lovely new car, what possessed you to own such an extravagant toy? Why did you total it?
When I drove Mitch's for the first time I fell in love with the car and the amount of car you get for the money. It really is a great deal. While in Vegas for AVN I got a line on someone selling one with very low miles and for a great price. It was loaded perfect car for nearly almost 40k off. WHen I met the person to check it out, it turned out to be the Pres/COO of the Bellagio in Vegas. So I could not turn down both a great deal on the car I wanted and the great hookup at one of the best hotel's in my favorite destination in the US.
As for why I wrecked it. it is not totaled BTW it did sustain about 30k in damage from putting it up on a curb one night. Lets leave it at that shall we

The company line is that a family of raccoons jumped in front of me, and no they did not even stop to see if I was ok.