Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Well I was last weekend and the thing has a HUGE engine and we were hitting the water like BLAM like concrete and this one time we hit the water so hard it was like BLAM and the whole boat went under and it was like WHOOSOSOSH


Then I was at this stupid sports bar called the polo on Wednesday with my palm tree shirt all torn thinking it's been a long weekend but it was Wednesday ... lo MF l over here

PLUS

The boat I was on we're going to double the money on because I'm awesome




Right now I'm drinking way too much Olde English because I can