dchottie

So, i'm sitting here peacefully not doing a damn thing but taking a break from flash and cruising the message board. When I hear a kind of thwop sound and look around and a spider has landed on my desk. No biggie, I continue what i'm doing and the little fucker gets brave and starts crawling toward my phone. Ok that's a little close for me so I reach down to the floor and get a shoe to smash him with and he targets it and turns toward it. I think NO WAY. So I put the shoe down out of sight and he continues crawling. I raise the shoe again and the fucker turns toward it again and raises his (either front two legs or fangs i'm not getting close enough to tell). I then try to smash him and he jumps at me. All the time I have exactly three feet of clearance to work with here. And that's not e-fucking-nuff. Well I finally killed the little furry bastard and i'm going to have a smoke to calm me before I go get a tissue to dispose of him.

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