simply because todays porn is ... BORING! serious, its just plain fucking ... no plot, no fun ... i still remember the very first porn movie i have ever seen ... it was a german production that made me laugh big time - why? it was a funny story about an au pair girl and everyone got to fuck but not to jizz because there always was something disturbing the acting pair ... like this: a young blond (that au pair girl) hitchhiked and the driver of the VW bus drove straight into the woods, starting to rip her outta her clothes and when they were fucking, she kept yelling "dont, dont ... dont rape me" - and when he stopped for a sec and asked if she took the "pill" she replied "of coz, man!" so he started cramming her again until a cop knocked on the window just when he was about to come ... "drivers license, id card plz" ... the whole movie was FUN to watch - other than todays ol' in and out crap ...
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