You'll be making everyone come to Holland to collect their blowjobs, won't you.
Round trip ticket from me to you -- $1100 CAD
Food & hotel costs -- $500 CAD
Parking and other incidental costs -- $250
BJ from Bobbi --- hopefully priceless
Total estimated cost -- $1850 CAD
Conclusion: This is one expensive suck job.
You sure you don't make house calls?