"Thank you Connor, and thank you all for coming. They say always start with a joke, so here it is... I love to remind people why we are here. My friend showed me a picture of a beautiful naked woman and said, "Do you see what's special about this picture? Do you see that ball in the background? We used a special light to light up that ball." I said,...
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