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Old 07-13-2010, 12:39 PM  
MetaMan
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Originally Posted by PenisFace View Post
People talk about sex being sacred and all that shit. It's not. It's a thing where you put your dick inside of someone (or if you're a woman, someone puts their dick inside of you). It feels nice, is fun to do, and... Every single animal fucks.

And you know what? A hole is a hole. Even the ugliest men and women fuck. If a woman magically turned into some kind of ham beast after turning 28... She still needs a little bit of lovin'. Know what I mean?

What I'm saying is I fuck ugly chicks.


great post.

i fucked a fat chick onetime, nice fake tits, but i swear i had a shower 4x per day for a week after. her fatness made me feel really dirty. sometimes now i will get cringes thinking about it.

she wasnt even a beast, just your average softball player size, i dont mean the hot pro ones i mean the beer league ones.
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