Originally Posted by Loch

I have a rule where ever i live, well ok a few
I call it the Naked screaming man rule!

1. If i can see a building or house from my porch i will not live there
2. If anyone can see me on my porch or anywhere in the garden i will not live there
3. If i can hear naighbours or kids i will not live there
4. I need to be able to drop out of bed, light up a smoke on the patio naked while scratching my balls and yawning LOUD