Short story Dean: My cat took a shit in his yard.
Yes the same one who was sprayed by skunks three times (another thread). He's a feisty little cat and I love em
One morning he banged on my door threatening to kill my cat as it had either been shitting or maybe just running in his yard. Well one thing led to another. And he says come out into the street and lets settle this. Mind you I had been up working on the puter for 14 hours before this. I go to bed in the morn lots of times.
So out into the street we go. I outweigh him by 100 lbs but I am also getting old and slow.
But I have to defend my cat.
Dean, If I knocked on your door RANTING and SCREAMING about how next time I WILL kill your kid (cat) if it ever walks on my yard again, what would you do?
At this point fact is I dont like the guy and he dont like me for whatever reason. As you can see I am a sweety. So whats not too like.
Well before I know what happened he takes me down.
Little did I know the guy was a state champion high school wrestler.
I kid you not. Prob lightweight or so. 140-150
little guy but good. Now Im a 47 y/o man at this point. So I immediately say thats enough. Im on my back.
Dean, I was friggen doing html one minute and literally out in the street in front of my house on my back the next. Within 90 sec. This is how fast life can go bad!
So I tap as it were.
Suddenly while on top he just fucken nails me in the left temple with his right hand. Right cross. My glasses fly 30 feet across the road. I should have faked convulsions and made him call an ambulance.
But he was smart he lured me into the street. On my own property he would be in legal trouble, in the street he is not.
Well cops gave him a verbal restraining order but I still have to live next to this asshole.
He was wrong:
1) For coming to my door and instigating it.
2) For knowing he was going to take me down for sure and ground and pound me.
Guy is almost pro at that level of competition.
So hey i smile but the cat has had a lot of pain.