Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I did one once while travelling in France, must have been 2 feet long curled up. I'd been constipated for 5 days - it was in one of those toilets which you have to squat down to do the business - it kept coming out like a whippy icecream. It was so heavy that the flushes wouldn't move it to the hole. I had to push it down with a stick.