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Old 07-16-2010, 02:53 AM  
Jarmusch
 
 
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Originally Posted by CunningStunt View Post
I did one once while travelling in France, must have been 2 feet long curled up. I'd been constipated for 5 days - it was in one of those toilets which you have to squat down to do the business - it kept coming out like a whippy icecream. It was so heavy that the flushes wouldn't move it to the hole. I had to push it down with a stick.
Taking a dump sitting down is not natural. Our bodies were design to crap squatting down. No wonder squatting in France cured you of your constipation.



Many people have come up with ingenious solutions do their business squatting down on normal toilets. Examples:



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