Chris Lathrop wrote this hilarious piece and I thought it's worth sharing to you pervs here.
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When you boil a man down to his core essence, the desire to get laid drives everything. Without it, there is no motivation to excel, succeed or be relevant. Whether or not he actually gets laid isn?t important. Even a married man who has no interest in bedding down other women must possess this desire, otherwise he will surely lapse into the abyss of a nondescript existence, a fate that is absolutely worse than death. Here are seven telltale signs that you?ve simply given up on impressing the opposite sex, and thus, given up on life. If any of these pertain to you, do something about it. Now.
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Read the Seven Signs
here.