I think my favorite was 'my retarded nephew somehow signed up'.
I sometimes wished I could have some of these calls transferred to myself as a 'manager'. I'd ask to speak with that kid.
NYEE NIKEE BOOBIEENN!
Edit: If the guy did a bad attempt at pretending to have Downs, I'd probably at least let him ride out the month for originality.
I also had one rather 'special' instance where a mother found her daughter looking at gay porn. She used her mother's credit card, and her mother's email address. Oddly enough, the daughter only accessed the internet after 11pm. Oh, and she was under the age of 10.
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