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the trick is to make porn gourmet.. Cuz its the same shit, just costs 10x more for the hell of it.
I think That Ghiadellis or whatever is down the block from hersheys same company, same cost, the one sells for $5/lb the other sells for $18 a lb..
Gourmet Porn.. Thats the solution!
Have you not noticed the potato chips are now in a gourmet section and charging $5 a bag... oh my god its made in a kettle the traditional way, that noone liked because they was hard as a rock.. now with a slick marketing change, and a fancy bag.. that 99 cents for a .5lb bag is now $3.99...Gourmet Chips & Popcorn.. woot
I'd pay $99/m for a gourmet porn subscription!
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