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My Umbrella - I'd Like it Back. No date please. w4m

So I don't really know how to go about this.

Basically we went on a date last night and I left my umbrella in your car.

I didn't want to go out on another date with you, which is fine, but when I got home I realized I left my umbrella in your car.

I'd like to make something clear - this is not your usual umbrella. It's a really funky one my favorite coworker in the whole wide world gave me for my birthday one year. The same wonderful coworker that brings me tea all the time.

You are:
I can't really remember, you were so boring and uninteresting I didn't even consider a second date with you.

I am:
Someone who obviously loves her umbrella and who loves her coworker that gives her tea and nice umbrellas.

Please people, I'd really like my umbrella back, so if this sounds like you please contact me.

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