Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Ooooh, that's a hard one.

If I had total control, it would be Nick Nolte. The story would be told when I'm an older guy, sitting in some third world prison telling my life story and everything that happened to lead me to that moment. I'd be telling it to some yellow prick that doesn't speak a word of English, or some limp dick Brit who was in tears and facing a drug charge, but I'm really just buying time waiting for the right moment so I can go for the guards gun and try to make a run for it and escape, all the while knowing this will probably be my last stand and will go down in a blaze of glory.



Howie is looking damn handsome these days. He's too goofy though.



A squirly, long haired, washed up Nick Nolte!

Or... Robert Downey Jr and the movie was NOW and not told from when I am older. Robert would be good. Maybe even better than Nolte now that I think of it.