Originally Posted by Huggles

If I want to see hot naked chicks, I would just get a hot girl naked, not spend time in front of a glowing rectangle beating off to some skank?

This must be part of my bipolarism showing an arrogance towards other men who simply cannot get laid. I do look down on my customers who can't actually go out and get tail. I wonder how many customers of mine have been those micro-cocked guys you've seen on Howard Stern's smallest penis contest?