all jokes aside, here is the treadmill desk that gave me the idea:

Treadmill
* Integrated treadmill and desk to keep you moving while you work
* Display console shows speed, calories burned, time and distance
* Display console may be visible or stored
* 2.0 mph maximum motor
* Motor designed to withstand the rigors of slow speeds and possible higher weights for long periods of use
* Whisper-quiet for the home or office environment
* Uses 3-8 amps depending on walking speed
* Sit, stand or walk and work with the Sit-to-Walkstation
thing is that fucker is $5k lol
-Loki-