the passed out drunk friend is a great past time in my life. One of my favorites is carefully applying a huge dick and balls complete with hair on the cheek with permanent marker of course, this is directly dependent on how drunk your friend is, how heavy of a sleeper he is and how well you can keep your composure while drawing a dick on you friend. Then you wake him up real quick like and take his\her ass to breakfast. They will never know everyone is laughing at him instead of with him.
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