Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

DWB's definition of Love:

Money can buy me teenage Thai twins who will both slob my knob at the same time and make out while doing it. They both love my money. I love when they make out and eat my cum out of the others snatch. I have a phone full of numbers of little hookers like this who I can order to my house like a pizza.

What's there not to LOVE about that?

That other version of love is over-rated. Been there, done that, and it didn't involved Asian twins.

I know, I know... it's sad and you feel sorry for me. It's tough, I will admit. Some days I don't know how I'm going to make it, but somehow find the power to man up and pull myself through those depressing days.