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Old 08-08-2010, 10:11 AM  
ottopottomouse
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Originally Posted by crazytrini85 View Post
That is why when you kill a Las Vegas hooker you not only dispose of the body but you dispose of your smart phone as well. In different locations of course.

1 location - her torso
1 location - her head
1 location - her hands and teeth
1 location - arms and legs
1 location - her clothes and bag
1 location - her smart phone
1 location - your smart phone

For body parts its best to feed them to pigs. They will eat anything. For electronics, turn them off, smash them up, remove battery and SIM card if it has one, and throw into a deep lake or into the ocean. Not from the shore, take a boat out and drop the parts along the way. This is also a great place to dispose of her hands and teeth.
You still fucked up because you were left with her jewellery which you will later decide to take to a pawnbroker and get caught on his CCTV
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