Brother, welcome to my world.
I've been dealing with shit for brains models over here in Thailand for
8 years now. Not one of them can walk and chew gum at the same time. I tell them to stand, they sit. I tell them to sit, they stand. I tell them to look at the camera, they go to the bathroom. I speak in English, they don't understand. I speak in Thai, they don't understand. I draw pictures and show them images of poses I want them to do, they don't understand.
I'll have their makeup done. It will be perfect. We tell them not to touch it. They go to the bathroom when I turn my back and put white powder on their face and red on their cheeks, because they think it looks better. They take off their false eye lashes because they don't like how it feels.
It's like trying to herd retarded cats. Or if you're dealing with ladyboys, it's like dealing with retarded dogs on drugs who think they are retarded cats.
I live in a state of total mental exhaustion. 8 years man.... 8 years.