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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
I did that at a Christmas party I hosted in '89, except with a big snake. My guests were not amused. One woman ran out screaming.  |
that would be some shit to video tape. not amusing for the guests but great entertainment for the hosts!
you could intro with a background story before dinner, just casually mention "we've been having some rat problems in the neighborhood lately. i am talking big fucking rats too, and apparently they are not nice at all.
one ate my neighbors poodle right in front of her eyes, apparently they also go after people's ankles. a few people have been hobbled by these damn things. well let's eat shall we?"