Not proud of it, lets get that straight. I was defending myself from an attack from 3 butchy lesbians. Went to the local watering hole by my place here after my poker game where I just lost $500
Anyway, sitting there having a beer with a friend of mine and these 3 chicks were sitting next to us. They strike up a convo with us. Next thing I know the shots were coming everybody is joking and having a good time. Then it got ugly. I'm outside having a smoke alone and these chicks come up to me saying to me that I was touching her friend trying to put my hand down her pants. Caught me totally off guard. It was bullshit. If you saw these fucking ugly bitches you would know. I put my arm around one of them jokingly saying I was going to try and make her straight. But just going with the way the convo was going. Nothing out of line. So anyway I'm outside and these broads started coming at me. Pushing me. Then one grabbed me and ripped my shirt right down the middle and I dropped to a knee. By this time my oakleys hit the ground and she fucking smashed them. Then the fist started flying at me. None connecting. I did my best to keep them away from me pushing them off, but they were trying to knock me out. Then one of them tagged me on the temple. Then I had enough. I planted a right hook right on the button of the one that got me and she went down. She was on the ground snoring. The other 2 backed off and by this time I was spinning. Freaking out, yelling. My friend was outside holding me back at this point. Then the lesbians picked up their friend and started heading down the road. About 10 minutes later the cops came and I got arrested and put in the back seat and questioned. I'm not kidding after talking with the police and after they talked to people who saw what happened they released me and then came into the bar and shot pool with us. Unbelievable night...