I decided to teach some dumb bitch a lesson when we were out on Saturday night.
She had left her handbag sitting on the bar, wide open, while she was chatting (loudly) and gigging with her friends.
I was waiting to get served and noticed everything in her bag (inc iphone), plus her keys and all that shit etc.
I waited a min to see if she would turn around but she was still too busy talking shit to her friends.
So i decided to teach her a lesson, and lifted out her phone, and keys. I tapped her on the shoulder and asked if i could use her phone as i wanted to call for a taxi, and so she went into her bag. No Phone.
I then gave her the phone, and her keys, and told her not to be so careless in future when she's out, as i could have easily been an asshole and she could have been an iPhone and house keys down, which would have = a VERY expensive night.
She seemed to take my point the correct way, although i still think she thinks i was an asshole for even taking them out in the first place. Some women never learn
