I decided to teach some dumb bitch a lesson when we were out on Saturday night.
She had left her handbag sitting on the bar, wide open, while she was chatting (loudly) and gigging with her friends.
I was waiting to get served and noticed everything in her bag (inc iphone), plus her keys and all that shit etc. I was a bit drunk, so I decided to play a trick on her. I quickly took her phone and her keys from her bag.
Earlier that night I got stoned, and I purchased a funny finger puppet from a novelty shop....
I took the puppet into the bathroom, and I took pictures of the puppet in all sorts of weird positions around the urinals and on the toilets.
Then I went out into the parking lot, and I shot pictures of the puppet IN HER CAR!
Then I snuck back to where I was sitting, and I slipped the phone, keys, AND THE PUPPET back into her bag.
I would have loved to see how she reacted the next day!
