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Originally Posted by cam_girls
IN EVERY CATEGORY
- GOOD LOOKS
- PHYSIQUE
- STRENGTH
- SPEED
- IQ
- SUPERPOWERS
- IMMORTALITY
- SEX
- WIT
- CHARM
- WEALTH
- SOON TO EMPLOY 1 MILLION ONLINE STRIPPERS
- UNSTOPPABLE - you can't even correct my spelling, many have tried
He's everything you want, he's everything you need, he's everything inside of you
that you wish he could be. He says all the right things at exactly the right time,
but he means nothing to you and you don't know why.
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The ultimate male in my opinion is one who:
1. Puts the toilet seat down after use.
2. Makes sure his partner orgasms first... before falling asleep!
3. Hands his sexual partner a napkin or towel after he decides that the best place to cum is on her face.
4. Will at least acknowledge with a smile or even a wink when checking out the breasts of an ample woman when caught!
5. Knows that not ever woman loves to have anal sex!
6. Knows when to call his lover a slut or whore and when not to!
7. The list goes on and on! Oh Yeah: Does his Hunny-Do-List before football season!!!
Sincerely,
Barbi Sinclair
BarbiSinclair.com