Originally Posted by fatfoo

She is hot. You talk about a parody. I think it would have to be humorous. Write some jokes and anecdotes. Keep in mind, some people go on joke sites to read jokes.

I noticed the web site says something about Arrhythmia.

Heart Arrhythmia is an irregular heartbeat or abnormal heart rhythm. The symptoms include palpitations, dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath and chest discomfort.

You can write an anecdote on the site about how booze is not helping. Good luck.