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Do You Wish You Were More "Perverted"?
My friends look at my online adult life and often remark how wonderful it all must be! "You look at tits and asses every single day? Blowjobs and MILFs and trannys, oh my!"
They're jealous and envious, comparing their relatively dull 9-5 lives, filled with office politics, strife, evil bosses and idiot co-workers, to my daily existence. I try and tell them it's not as "hot" as they imagine it to be but they don't listen. You see, I'm not a Pervert. Not a bit. A little kinky, not "vanilla" at all but also not into 97% of what I see/work with every day in porn. It's like working in a chocolate factory; sure, I like chocolate but only Milky Ways and Nestle Crunch bars, not M&Ms (S&M's?).
My friends don't believe me, of course, the grass is always greener, etc. But here's the thing:
I WISH I WAS MORE PERVERTED.
That way I think i would enjoy my work more. Or would I work LESS? How about you?
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