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Old 08-31-2010, 08:30 PM  
kane
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Originally Posted by Vendzilla View Post
I found this list and yes, it's a joke, but as I read into it, do you agree with some of it?

Conservative vs Liberal

* If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
* A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
Not always the truth. I read recently that Bill Clinton carried out more military actions during his 8 years than any president since the Vietnam war.

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* If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
* If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
Well, not exactly accurate. A liberal only wants legislated respect when equal rights are being take away from them. Gay people want the right to be married, but conservatives want to deny them that right. There is no way to "earn" the respect of the conservatives without taking them to court and demanding equal rights under the law.

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* If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
* A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
I grew up in a small redneck town that was a lumber mill town. there were some good times and bad times. When the mills shut down and there was a lot of unemployment there were letter drives and trips to the state capital demanding that the government do something to help the families of this town. These were almost all gun carrying redneck conservatives who were pissed as they saw their way of life coming to an end and they wanted the government to help them.

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* If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
* Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
Unless that talk show host is Howard Stern then the conservatives to everything they can to get him thrown off the air.



Just commenting on a few of the poiints.
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